以下是一些英语辅导孩子的流行段子：

“What’s the matter with you? You look down.” “I’m feeling blue. I can’t seem to get out of this slump.” “Well, cheer up! It’s not as bad as you think. Remember, every cloud has a silver lining.”

“You’re so talented! You can speak English so well.” “Thank you, but I still have a long way to go. I need to work harder to improve my language skills.” “Don’t worry, you’ll get there eventually. Just keep at it!”

“You’re such a smart boy/girl! You must be very good at English.” “Not really. I still have a lot to learn.” “Don’t be humble. You’re obviously very intelligent. Keep up the good work!”

“You’re so motivated! You really want to learn English, don’t you?” “Yes, I do. I want to be able to communicate with people from all over the world.” “That’s great! You’re definitely on the right track.”

“You’re such a hard worker! You never give up, do you?” “No, I don’t. I know that if I keep trying, I’ll eventually succeed.” “Well done! That’s the attitude to have.”

这些段子旨在鼓励孩子在学习英语方面保持积极态度，并提供支持和鼓励。但是，请记住，每个孩子都是独特的，所以最好根据他们的个性和需要来量身定制鼓励和建议。